When's it gunna stop? DJ?

I feel complete, I've now seen the Robbie Williams video

I've got a new phone (anyone who's talked to me on my old one will know how good this is)

I've only had 2 cigarettes today

I witnessed a robbery of an alcohol store

AND my grandmother finally knows about my piercing (took her exactly 37 seconds to notice it)

And I found this.....

Dr. Seuss Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no's,"
pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.

Well, I thought it was funnee.....

Earthquake

Did anyone else feel it?

It was big and long and made me hide under my desk :(

No We Don't Need This Life, Not Anymore

Don't be getting ideas from the topic, just had no topic and Birthday by The Stereobus was on and it's a line from the song.

Just to let y'all know, I'm feeling MUCH better now, I stayed up for ages last night and figured a lot of shit out, I might tell you about it one day, but now's not the right time, let's just say, I got taught a VERY valuable lesson recently :)

By my birthday I should be feeling ecstatic, not only 'cos I'll be 18, but also cos I'll, with any luck, be facing a major release, as I said, details maybe later, for now it's between my closest friends and myself :)

*Insert something witty here*

Picture this:

greeny, asleep in her single bed, snuggled up into her blue duvet, the green curtains stopping the majority of the 1pm sunlight entering her room. The yellow phillips savvy phone starts ringing on its "Donald" setting, waking greeny up. greeny looks at the caller display to read 'Nana', no 'Home', no 'Nana', ah bugger it, answer the damn thing before the answerphone kicks it. greeny answers in a grogy voice "hello?" "hello darling!" comes the reply of greeny's mother.

I think that my mother thought I was dead. I was close to it, I've been suffering insomnia the last week, having sleeping hours similar to a vampire's. I'm getting to know the boys at CityStop (24 hour store) rather well....

But no, I'm not dead mum, far from it, in fact, I just finished my patchwork pants, and damn bright they are too!

Anyway, only 17 hours, 56 minutes until I leave Wellington to go home :)

Why Didn't They Teach Me English Like This??

This is played pretty much every week on Sundays on Channel Z on Bomber's Show and I finally got around to transcribing it.

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Let us talk about the word fuck.
Of all the words that begin with F, Fuck is the only word described as 'the F Word'.
As with most words in the English language, fuck is derived from the German word 'Flecan' which means 'to strike'

In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories:-

As a trans ital verb for instance: "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley Fucks."

It's meaning is not only sexual.

It can be used as an adjective: "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part as an adverb: "Shirley talks to fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjudicative "Shirley is fucking beautiful."
As a noun: "I don't give a fuck."
As part of a word: "Abso-fucking-loutely" or "in-fucking-credible."
And, as almost every word in a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realise, there aren't too many words with the versatility of the word fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as:-
Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Oh fuck it."
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me, buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question."
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetence: "he's a fuckoff."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside, and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, fuck you!

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hehe :)