Pam

I have a friend named Pam.

Pam is insane.

Pam has spent the entire day asking French Navy Guys to marry her. So far, they have not responded. Personally I don't think they're that great, but Pam does, so in McDonalds we let her have the best view of the table of French Navy Guys, and we keep pointing them out to her in town, she hasn't asked any directly, just kinda says it at a reasonable level whenever there's a group of them around.

Pam also touched a complete stranger's dreads in the elevator at Te Papa, then thanked them for an enjoyable elevator ride.

So that's Pam for ya!