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Today, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and anyone in any other categories, I'm gunna rant about Aria Farm Beef Chips.

I highly suggest people in no way buy these little expensive peices of cardboard.

Have you ever had a McDonald's patty? By that I mean no bun, no petty excuse for vegetables, no sauces, just a patty? They taste like watered down cardboard, and so, do Aria Farm Beef Chips.

The chips smell a little like lamb, and taste, well, much like what I'd expect a good meal of fried dog food to taste like.

Needless to say, they are not good, and I do not like them, and they get NO little gopher dudes, which is a worse score then Pearl Harbor (and that's saying something). The reason I say this, is I managed to sit thru the full 3 hours of Pearl Harbor, yet couldn't eat 2 Aria Farm Beef Chips.

On a Pearl Harbor note however; Shrek. , (brilliant movie by the way, reminiscent of The Princess Bride. with it's humor and gets 6/5 little gopher dudes) has out grossed Pearl Harbor in the US Box Office, in fact, Pearl Harbour hasn't even broken even yet (this meaning Ben Afflek, who gets a percentage of the profits of the film, has received nothing for his role yet).

Underwater, Holding My Breath

Yay for best friends reading columns and promptly sending down a big box of fruit and veg :-)

and if anyone can tell me the artist and song of THAT title I will personally send them a chocie fish, I promise.

EDITOR NOTE: I think the friend is Chari and the song was by Soda and called 'Underwater'

Poisoning by Food

Food poisoning. Everyone I know has had it at some point, nobody likes it, every year it causes businesses to close down, and isn't it great when your teacher gets it?

My teacher has food poisoning. It sucks for him, he's a really cool guy, but it's great for us, we only had one class today :)

Speaking of food, the weirdest thing happened today, the food served at the hostel was good!! We had Beef Chow Mien (my favourite Chinese dish, followed closely by vegetable chow mien) and wedges... now I know wedges and chow mien don't really work... but who cares? They were both yummy!!

I've spent most of my free time today revamping some pants for my first night clubbing on Friday, they look really good, dark navy bootlegs transformed into flares with the help of some very bright streaks flowing from my knees. I've also done some homework, slept and even done my laundry... it's been a good day and I've got lots done.... one of these days I'll get around to cleaning my room....

I have a practical assessment tomorrow, a chicken salad and a poached salmon type thing. It should be pretty cruisy all going well. It's worth 40%, should be some easy marks.

Oh, and mum? I passed that chicken I had to resit :)

DAYS 'TIL GREENY'S BIRTHDAY

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